buttsama:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

punkmonksteven:

disneyismyescape:

THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T WEAR HIS GLASSES 

OMG. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE SO TRAGIC. 

That would probably explain why he’s always squinting too.

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.